Sometimes, to properly beat a dead horse... and I mean REALLY get in on that bad boy... you need the right tool. You can't expect to do any kind of damage to a bloated horse corpse with a rinky dink piece of equipment. This is gonna take just the right amount of wisdom, sentimentallity, terrible jokes, faded memory, and fondness for nostalgia. The art of the beating lies in both technique and what you choose to hold in your smelly little paw. Tonight, I chose right.
Hit me up.