Strongbad. Or maybe its two words... Strong Bad. I think its from an old internet thing called Homestar Runner. Maybe its still a thing. I don't have the time or the inclination to open a new tab to research whether or not Homestar Runner is still a thing. If I'm being all the way real with you, a big part of my reluctance is that I don't want whatever version of that silly little website that may or may not exist online to be changed in any way. I'll always remember that Strongbad and the Homestar Runner thing came to be when I joined Greyskull. Those guys... Kenny, Jeff and Matt at the time... were laughing their butts off at Strongbad videos and soon I was too. It was really funny, quirky stuff. We wrote a song about Trogdor, the Burninator. And then, when the band came to an end, so did my time going to that website. The internet was a lot younger back then and I didn't and still don't really go to websites. Does Homestar Runner have an app? I don't wanna know.
Tonight's guest gave me this, and so much more. Ladies and Genltemen, Mr. Elvis Martini.
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